Joanne Kathleen Rowling (richerthanqueen) wrote in a_list_celebs,
Joanne Kathleen Rowling

Fanfiction? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

Well maybe a little.

A lot, actually.

I have my own extensive archive of H/R/D/R/S/S/D/G/B/N/H/P/T/F.


But nevermind that.

Once upon a time, JKR was bored. And so she gave thanks to this wonderful invention called "meme".

List 12 characters. Then see the cut for the questions.

1. Colin Firth
2. Denis Leary
3. Gwyneth Paltrow
4. Hugh Grant
5. Jack Davenport
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Jim Carrey
8. Johnny Depp
9. Katie Holmes
10. Tom Cruise
11. Vanessa Paradis
12. Will Ferrell

1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't! But I shall certainly put it on my "must read" list. Perhaps I may even write such a whirlwind romance myself. I picture... cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles -- washed down with a couple of refreshing Molotov cocktails.

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Amazingly, astonishingly, stupifyingly HOT. :)

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Goodness! That would certainly knock Suri and any other forthcoming babies out of the running. Oh but he (or she!) will be gorgeous! William's height and Johnny's cheekbones! William's MHsTM and Johnny's affinity for funny hats!

4)Have you read any fic(s) about Nine?
Many fics. Many, many fics. Why every time I open the papers there is yet another story about silent births and nipple pacifiers and clandestine pillows. It's all very post modern.

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naturally! Who wouldn't want to be with Denis? They can be all aloof and colour-coordinated together! And you should always have someone there to support you when you decide to quit smoking.

6)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
It would be rather rude of me to leave one out, now wouldn't it? Katie/Jack/Tom for the win!

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?
Join in, of course! It would be the only logical approach to take. And it's good manners.

8)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Paltrow loves a scientologist. A scientologist loves a Paltrow. PREPOSTERICE! ...or is it?

9)Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If there isn't there certainly should be! Besides, Colin's already got the fluff part covered.

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Nipple Clamps and Vanilla Ice Cream

11)What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
That would be a question to ask Four!

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I hope everyone will read "Nipple Clamps and Vanilla Ice Cream" when they get the chance.

13)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Possibly the kind published in papers?

14)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
...perhaps Eight?

15)Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Twelve, I believe. And yes, that is a hint.

16)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
HUBBARD!!! Or possibly... TOM!!!!

17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING: Shameless flirtations with the laws of physics.

18)What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hello! ;)

19)If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Gwyneth! That isn't even a question.

20)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Collect my 50 pounds.
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